Nonsense

Everyone's a little bit crazy

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Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:
Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:
Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:
/dinosaur screams/

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